Here’s where Obama stands

March 24, 2008

I’m just giddy. I’ve somehow, without much effort, made Obama a liar. You see, he’s a liberal politician. He doesn’t want to admit to this but his voting record proves otherwise. So what I’ve done, with the help of my friend Dirtgullet, is I’ve made him lie about his record. He’s of course the most liberal person in the senate but he knows liberal means he’s on our side. So he has taken pleasure, and I mean in a good way for us, in not admitting the true. You’ll be happy to know, or will you?, that he feels no remorse in his lies. We have convinced him that he is more important, by his own measure, than the enemy. He sees himself as replacing the enemy. So for now, and with the help of my uncle Screwtape, along with assistance from Dirtgullet, we will let is pride overwhelm him. And hopefully, by the grace of Satan, he will continue his lies. Cross your fingers. He still has a long ways to go before he is fully in our camp.

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My newest “client” Obama

March 24, 2008

Greetings! I’m going to give you an update on my latest “client.” He goes by the name of Barrack Obama. I’m truly grateful to my uncle Screwtape for this assignment. It, so far, has been one of the most pleasurable assignments I’ve ever had.

You are probably quite aware by now of this Obama human. For a slimy little human he sure does speak with great reverence. Our father below has done great work with these creatures. He makes my work look like the enemies by comparison. But enough about me. Lets talk about the potential with this Obama.

No doubt you’ve heard about his pastor. He too is a client of mine. Well you’ll be happy to know Wright, the pastor, has rubbed off perfectly on this Obama. You wouldn’t know by just listening to him speak, but his heart, something the enemy sees clearly, is safely on our side for the time being. I say time being because enemy is working on him. You see, my uncle, Screwtape, thanks to our father below, has taught me how to recognize the enemies work. I thought at first, why with the videos of this pastor played over and over again on television and radio that we were winning this fight. Little did I know, no thanks to Rev. Wright, these videos have awaken the enemies little love slaves eyes. And you know what happens when they become aware of our presents. They put on their armor and prepare for battle. That is why Obama is precious to our cause. He has almost disarmed the enemy with one speech. He has taken a dire situation, turned it around, and now the focus is on the enemy. On their guilt and past sins. Not on what this Wright “pastor” has said and done. Believe me, dear reader, Wright is Devils gift to our cause. He speaks with the apparent authority of the enemy but in the tongue of our father. Make no mistake, his defense is our offense. He needs our every excuse.

Wormwood

I am Wormwood

March 24, 2008

Welcome to my blog. My name is Wormwood. I am an aspiring “tempter” who relishes the chance to make make good on my commitments to tempt as many sorry human vermin to eternal damnation as I possibly can. My Uncle, Screwtape, is my mentor and guide in my never ending quest to win our father in hell as many repulsive human souls as possible. You will enjoy knowing how this devious trek works. Enjoy our stories. Your gracious and most tempting demon,

Wormwood